The only thing surprising me is that the white pikmin isn’t higher, isn’t that basically the sickly goth one
UPDATE for those who want to know but don’t want to go there themselves: at a glance it seems like most horny Pikmin fan art is either mostly on-model, or they add tits and asses like you expect but they keep the Pikmin’s head exactly on-model, also some of it is not horny for the Pikmin per se but it fetishizes the Pikmin getting vored. I don’t know what else I was expecting since that’s basically just what the game is
I think everyone will be a little disappointed to hear that I looked up the rock pikmin specifically and found that, of its 14 results:
Five only feature the rock pikmin alongside other pikmin, and these draw it as only a grey-skinned pikmin instead of rocklike
Four are duplicate uploads of someone’s furry OC having sex with Brittany from Pikmin 3 while a normal rock pikmin is just hanging out unrelated to that, just kinda trundling along minding its business.
One is Brittany trying to have some private time but she feels awkward because some normal rock pikmin are just kind of hanging around obliviously staring into space like annoying cats. This is the best one on the merits of being funny.
Two are duplicate group shots in which every pikmin type is a horny titty design and having sex EXCEPT for the rock pikmin which is completely on-model and spying on them from the background
Only one is a horny drawing of a rock pikmin all by itself and it’s one of the “just a pikmin but it’s grey” entries
Two feature a rock Pikmin as more of a buff rock monster with the leaf stalk on its head
Only one single image hornifies a recognizable rock pikmin, because the artist just drew every pikmin type exactly as-is but they added genitalia
I love Clark Kent because realistically both a nice 6'5 superhero with godlike powers AND a friendly 6'5 country boy reporter would be rolling in bitches, but Clark suffers from terminal Sweetiepie Syndrome and has zero game as a result
Fighting for his LIFE on the phone with a cute girl. He’s so real for this.
I’m happy to see that the notes are still divided into people who are roasting him for the use of “hey-o” and people who are being very open about their carnal desire for this man.
we seriously are not giving this enough attention like you just cannot take the Chanel Hysteria lipstick, the 100% authentic Tiffany & Co.™ pearl necklace WITH the matching set of earrings. got the 2016 Fall/Winter blood orange Yves Saint Laurent fitted evening gown. and the hair is laid. to. rest. finally you see that drink? thats most definitely a large and you know she got this all with her own munty h u n t y
The only thing surprising me is that the white pikmin isn’t higher, isn’t that basically the sickly goth one
UPDATE for those who want to know but don’t want to go there themselves: at a glance it seems like most horny Pikmin fan art is either mostly on-model, or they add tits and asses like you expect but they keep the Pikmin’s head exactly on-model, also some of it is not horny for the Pikmin per se but it fetishizes the Pikmin getting vored. I don’t know what else I was expecting since that’s basically just what the game is
I think everyone will be a little disappointed to hear that I looked up the rock pikmin specifically and found that, of its 14 results:
Five only feature the rock pikmin alongside other pikmin, and these draw it as only a grey-skinned pikmin instead of rocklike
Four are duplicate uploads of someone’s furry OC having sex with Brittany from Pikmin 3 while a normal rock pikmin is just hanging out unrelated to that, just kinda trundling along minding its business.
One is Brittany trying to have some private time but she feels awkward because some normal rock pikmin are just kind of hanging around obliviously staring into space like annoying cats. This is the best one on the merits of being funny.
Two are duplicate group shots in which every pikmin type is a horny titty design and having sex EXCEPT for the rock pikmin which is completely on-model and spying on them from the background
Only one is a horny drawing of a rock pikmin all by itself and it’s one of the “just a pikmin but it’s grey” entries
Two feature a rock Pikmin as more of a buff rock monster with the leaf stalk on its head
Only one single image hornifies a recognizable rock pikmin, because the artist just drew every pikmin type exactly as-is but they added genitalia
I love Clark Kent because realistically both a nice 6'5 superhero with godlike powers AND a friendly 6'5 country boy reporter would be rolling in bitches, but Clark suffers from terminal Sweetiepie Syndrome and has zero game as a result
Fighting for his LIFE on the phone with a cute girl. He’s so real for this.
I’m happy to see that the notes are still divided into people who are roasting him for the use of “hey-o” and people who are being very open about their carnal desire for this man.
we seriously are not giving this enough attention like you just cannot take the Chanel Hysteria lipstick, the 100% authentic Tiffany & Co.™ pearl necklace WITH the matching set of earrings. got the 2016 Fall/Winter blood orange Yves Saint Laurent fitted evening gown. and the hair is laid. to. rest. finally you see that drink? thats most definitely a large and you know she got this all with her own munty h u n t y
